Donald Trump's green new deal

An inevitable press briefing a few days from now:

(Trump is hydraulically lowered into his seat.)

“Mr. President, are you planning to drain the Reflecting Pool and start over? There are reports – ”

“Quiet, Piggy! I know you’ve been down there stealing patriotic paint chips. Maybe we oughta cuff you. And gimme a smile for a change. You’re a terrible reporter by the way, like the rest of the Fake Ne...