Failing at fitness

If my body were a temple, the bricks would be glued together with Cheez Whiz.

Okay, so sometimes I eat radishes and kale in between almost never-ending portions of hamburgers and leftover Chinese food.

But the leftovers run out from time to time. Hence, I rely on the radishes.

My idea of a balanced diet is a large Coke in each hand. But that changed when my sister told me about the 75 Hard Challen...